Dagwood Bumstead Sandwich

Ingredients

3 onions
1 head lettuce
4 slices tomatoes
1 lobster tail
1 eagle talon
1 fish
2 old
1 pot spaghetti
1 bacon
1 meatloaf
1 ham
1 egg
1 string of sausages
3,800 ml mayonnaise
1 pickle relish
1 tin of sardine in oil
1 bottle of ketchup
1 bottle sweet mustard
1 mustard
1 loaf bread

Instructions

Assorted cheese Assorted vegetables Assorted olives NOTES FROM MINNEAPOLIS STAR TRIBUNE: Now that he has announced that his joining his wife's catering business, cartoon chowhound Dagwood Bumstead is releasing the recipe for his famous Dagwood sandwich. See ingredients above. See directions below. DIRECTIONS: Arrange the ingredients between two slices of bread. Serves one.