Mucous Membrane Milkshake

Ingredients

475 ml buttermilk
2 vanilla ice cream
120 ml pineapple juice
55 gr brown sugar
475 ml milk

Instructions

Recipe by: Creepy Cuisine, Lucy Munroe Measure all of the ingredients, except the milk, into a blender. Then blend on medium speed until smooth and creamy. Add more ice cream if you like your mucus extra thick. Fill tall glasses with the mixture and refrigerate. Heat the milk in a small pan over medium heat until it begins to boil. Remove from the heat and let it cool until a film develops on its surface. Using a wooden spoon, carefully scoop off the film and place some on top of each milkshake. If you need more mucus, just reheat the remaining milk and repeat this step. Blend chunks of pineapple into your milkshake (for phlegm balls) or red cherries (for blood clots)!

Penny Halsey (ATBN65B).