Wesley's Secret Eggplant Recipe

Ingredients

2 packages eggplants
1 litre kentucky bourbon
7 up

Instructions

substitute. By this time, the odor and texture of the eggplant should be gone. Rinse out your sink, and apply the Bourbon mixture internally. Now, THERE's an eggplant recipe I can live with! Next time, we'll try it with a wine sauce!