Beau's Jalapeno Bean Dip

Ingredients

1 c ham bits
7 jalapeno peppers
16 reserve liquid from -one
1 monosodium glutamate
1 tb onion flakes
1 ts mexene chili powder

Instructions

Blend ingredients well and serve. Beau's notes: * There are no "jalapeno beans;" there are jalapeno peppers and pinto beans. I have two recipes, both of which are quite tref, but a Catholic should worry? But if you are hosting a Jewish person, smoked turkey will substitute most agreeably for the chazer called for in either recipe.]