Ingredients

Ginger, cinnamon, cloves to taste -(maybe half tsp each) Grape-nuts(tm) cereal ----------------------------------MIX-INS---------------------------------Coconut; (tapeworms) Chocolate chips Butterscotch chips Peanut butter chips Spagetti or ramen noodles cooked (roundworms) Corn Peanuts "puffy pastel things"; -find at Chinese restaurants NOTE: "puffy pastel things are to look like the cat ate styrofoam packing pellets-i haven't tried this TO MAKE: icrowave the honey till it bubbles(about 1 minute). add the butter,(i've been told using lard makes for a more realistic texture and softer cookie) and the molasses, if any. add the egg, mix well, then mix in all the other stuff. add mix-ins of your choice to some or all of the batter. Chill 1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge. roll dough logs of random length and the diameter of cat poops. roll logs in grapenuts and bake at 350 degrees till done(maybe 10 to 15 minutes but with my flaky oven you never know). Serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat litter scoop. i hear you get lovely effects by decorating the box and scoop with melted chocolate or pudding. i imagine brown sugar might work as a substitute for the new clumping litters, but i havent tried it. this recipe worked especially well at the halloween party where the table was already decorated with plastic flies.